Every Sunday in December | 11 AM – 3 PM
Calling all rule-breaking, PTO-dodging, guilt-ditching moms—it’s time to rebel! Bad Mom Brunch at Rebel’s Guild isn’t just brunch; it’s your sanctuary from the chaos of motherhood. Come hungry, come thirsty, and leave the responsibilities at home.
Don’t forget to ask about our The Spirited Spruce—a cocktail tree loaded with festive flavors and rebellious vibes. Whether you’re sipping solo or sharing the chaos, it’s the perfect excuse to raise a glass (or twelve).
Sweater Weather Smoothie | 12
maple spiced roasted pumpkin, banana, pink lady apples, greek
yogurt, and almond milk
BERRY Not Excited for School Vacay | 18 gfur
berries, kiwi, banana, chia seed, vanilla greek yogurt, granola
Let’s Taco ‘Bout Resolutions Some Other Time | 17 gf
corn tortilla, pico de gallo, avo, cilantro, bibb lettuce
Lox of Family in Town | 16
grilled tuscan loaf, cream cheese,chives, arugula, capers, red onion, EVOO, cucumber, pure honey
The Most BUNderful Time of the Year | 16 gfur
bacon, chive aioli, fried egg, cheddar, avocado, tomatoes, brioche bun
PTO Bakesale | 12 (For the Table 35)
fresh baked cookies, brownies, macaroons, berries
A cocktail tree filled with festive cheer and rebellious sips, perfect for sharing (or not)!
CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL OF CHAOS: $15(1) | $60 (4) | $115 (8) | $150 (12)
SANTA’S NIGHTCAP
Lalo Tequila Blanco, Grand Marnier, Cinnamon Syrup,
Crème de Menthe, Espresso, Orange Bitters
JINGLE JUICE
Lalo Tequila Blanco, Rose Liqueur, Lemon, Simple, Prosecco
CRANBERRY CHAOS
Cranberry Gin, Luxardo, Green Chartreuse, Cranberry Liqueur, Lime
